Where has my mind gone and will it ever come back?

This pregnancy is messing with my head. I used to have a sharp memory, I never had to write lists for myself and there was always reasoned method to any perceived madness.

However, my brain has been replaced with mush; I started to forget everything very quickly into my pregnancy.

I started making lists for myself, everything I could think of that needed doing was written down neatly in bullet form, which would have been fine…if I actually remembered to look at the lists!  My mush pile is also making me do very stoopid things. Highlights have included:-

• Searching through my bag for my phone with my right hand when said phone was in my left hand…
• Standing in front of my fridge for 5 minutes trying to decide how I could fit the toaster in there. Still not sure why I wanted to put it in there…
• Being on a train, half way to London, when I realised I should be at hospital having a blood test
• Being on a train, after having a blood test, but then needing to discreetly put my gloves on my feet to try and warm my toes up after leaving in the house in pumps, in 0^oC weather. 

As much as my work colleagues claim to miss me, I actually believe they are very glad to have my temporary replacement in instead.  At last, someone that can function as a human being…!